HNTLYL

Jeg glæder mig så meget til s03 af How Not To Live Your Life. Af en/anden grund, minder følgende mig meget om mit eget liv.

Don: For some strange reason I told Dave I was married.
Samantha: Why?
Don: I wanted to impress him. I don't want him to think that I achived nothing in my life.
Samantha: If he is such a good friend, why not be honest with him?
Don: Honest? Are you mental in your face?
Don: Imagine how that would look.

Random guest: So, what kind of work do you do, Don?
Don: I don't.
Random guest: Kids?
Don: No.
Random guest: Married?
Don: No.
Random guest: Girlfriend?
Don: Nah.
Random guest: Dog?
Don: Nah.
Random guest: Gay?
Don: Nah. Tried that, wasn't really me.